Did you accidentally coin the word precrastination? I think that alone qualifies you for fame. My least favorite doctor appointments are with my dermatologist. Her assistant, who looks like she's about eight, hands me a 1/2 napkin sized piece of semitransparent paper and says you can hold this over your genital area if you want. This is a 68 year old man standing naked with a very small napkin in front of his " genital area", his female dermatologist and her four year old assistant. May I just add here, although it's not necessary, that my joy knows no bounds?